This is an entry for a contest I wrote in 2006:

It is time to MAKE YOU a lesbian. I find that being a lesbian reaches farther than choice and sexual ecstasy, it reaches into the depths of your woman-ness and commands you to be the most authentic you that is possible… WOMAN POWER RAW.

Think about it for a moment, who wouldn’t want to come home to this type of treatment on the daily? Not to mention, all the woman bonding you have with your girlfriends can transform into a deeper and more meaningful connection with your “girlfriend”. You don’t have to “perform” to be together, you can just be YOU, the real you that you are when you hang with your sister girls.

Then, there is the aspect of exploring your masculine side. This is where you explore what it is like to be genderless. Many up and coming lesbians go thru this phase of wonderment. Coming out of this phase, I call receiving your “butch wings”. Doesn’t mean that you come out being more masculine, it means, you discover more authentically what that masculine side means to the core of you. We all possess both within ourselves, whether you have been willing to explore it fully or not.

It the rules of lesbian etiquette, there are all sorts of rules of persuasion to find the right mate and keep her. I implore you to never listen to rules of etiquette, least you be sitting home alone many a night. Go after what you want and take the girls by surprise. It is empowering to surprise the girl of your dreams with a swift kiss and then a wave of goodbye. Live by the golden rule of lesbianism…. GIRLS ALWAYS WANT WHAT THEY CANT HAVE.

Another wonderful aspect of being a lesbian is that you get a girls night every night. Spoiling facials, skin conditioning baths, manicures, pedicures, the list goes on. All those things you love to do with your sister girlfriends can now be done with the love your life… your girlfriend. I realize that all the dykes out there are in revolt. Just remember not every woman wants to play softball, some enjoy the softer side of life. Your shoe wardrobe doubles, hell if you are lucky your wardrobe doubles. You have a fantastic mate that you can do all things with and still fall asleep satisfied.

You want to talk, we want to listen. You want to cry, we have a shoulder. You need help around the house; we have the tool belt, skill and desire to help. You want to stay a woman, trust me; you will be more of a woman with the woman of your dreams than you could ever be with the man of your dreams. The fairytale books didn’t cover girl on girl action, it covered the man saving the woman. Do you need saving? Are you waiting with your sister girlfriends for your prince? Take a look around you, they are the ones that always knew you never needed saving. Take back your womanpower and be lesbian. Just one taste and I promise you will like it. POWER TO THE PUSSY!!