I am experiencing a Twitter identity crisis ya’ll. Twitter has been seducing me since January 2009 with its quick response and come hither influence. I got caught up quickly. So many hot Twitter chicks and only 140 characters between us. I did what I know, utilizing sexual influence to connect. The whole medium is set up for this behavior with its promise of influence and attention.

Sexual provocation is something I enjoy.  Do I go to an art opening and sit around saying suck my dick or show me your tits? No. I am making the conscience choice to use more discretion in what and how I share information on Twitter. Depending on the time or day when you check my stream, it is not clear to you that one day you will be sitting there among your colleagues or family and decide to check Twitter and there I would be in full vulgarity mode. You followed me because last you checked I was sharing my thoughts on art or social media or fashion or psychology.

Bottom line, it is about consistency and expectation. JasonX does a fantastic job consistently tweeting sexually explicit material. When you follow him you expect dirty tweets. Gpappalardo consistently tweets funny anecdotes about his life. His humor is expected. Me, I am all over the place; one moment, I tweet about social responsibility and the next moment I am tweeting how I am the Mayor of your mom’s vagina. I have had people in real life unfollow me because they met me at an opening and thought I was cool. They didn’t realize among their Saturday mornings or sleepless Fridays I would shove sexually provocative tweets down their streams. ACKWARD.

Highlighting how I plan to share on Twitter material that is NSFW (not safe for work).

• I love porn and the porn stars that make it. I like to share some of these porn tidbits. I will put the word PORN in front of those tweets that I share with explicit material. Example:   Porn | RT: @(pornstar) check out this new footage that cherry and me just shot.
• I am a supporter of sex education.   Example: SexEd | use spit not lube when fucking like a porn star.

If you followed me because you thought I am just the dirty or funny or nerdy girl you needed up in your stream; realize I am all those things and more. I don’t fit in a box and will use better discretion going forward. However keep in mind, behind your computer screen, in the real world, I am wearing that crown of being the Mayor of Your Mom’s vagina with pride.

2 Responses to “Twitter Me This – A Confessional”

1. Guest says:

   01/08/2010 at 7:50 pm

   “old” and “new:”

   I think I know what you’re after but I don’t think you should mix-up Serious (Blog, Web space, etc.) and Fun (Twitter, Facebook etc.)

   Serious is to drop the (Sexy Nerds) get to work
   .
   I believe from what I’ve read on twitter that you’re a serious person that likes to have Fun; like myself. But if you want to make money or get serious contacts you have to have two sites.

   Shock and Awe does not work on a Pro-business site. You can always do both on Twitter but, you should also have another site.
   Just my opinion,
   Cheers, Dave
   P.S. Your new site looks great!

   “Old” Marketing
   • Advertisers had control
   • Results driven
   • Billboards, phone book ads, magazine ads
   • Expensive
   • Long-term investments meant you might spend $20,000 before you realized it wasn’t working
   Marketing 2.0
   • Customers are in control of content
   • Difficult to measure, given the web’s vastness
   • Blogs, podcasts, eBooks’, affiliate marketing, internet advertisements
   • Extremely inexpensive! (This is why most people are on Twitter) you can do better.
   • Low commitment period means you can quickly change your marketing mix for best results
   • Interactive
   • Fun (to a point)
   • Easy to mix and match different strategies and tools
2. stealingkitty says:

   01/08/2010 at 8:43 pm

   Thanks Dave. I appreciate your opinion. My whole thing is it needs to be mixed up and mixed in. Like people are beginning to crave personal marketing. Face to face. They want to know the person. My prediction, people like me will be what new marketing becomes. The emergence of social media in the last few years, has people wanting to know their brands. Soon, people are going to want to see those brands being used successfully by their “friends”, ie. follower/folllowing. I am thinking of this outside the box.

   All of what is StealingKitty is my brand. I don't want to separate it. This is me. StealingKitty is who I am. I believe people I know and meet would want to use, buy or consume something I recommend to them personally. This has been a fact of who I am since I was in my early teens. I know if I admire someone, I want to use the products they use, go to the restuarants they go to, wear the shoes they wear.

   Your information was awesome and I do appreciate the feedback. Now back TO WORK!